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Vanquishing Monday, NC-17/18, SS/HP [Mar. 6th, 2006|03:04 pm]
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[eeyore9990]
Author: eeyore9990
Title: Vanquishing Monday
Pairing: SS/HP/SS's desk
Rating: NC-17/18
Warnings: Slash, Evil Mondays
Dedication: Written for my beloved alisanne, in hopes that it will vanquish her own evil, evil Monday.
Beta: sincerelysevy
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters and situations owned by JK Rowling and various companies. No copyright infringement is intended, no money is being made.

For Ali...enjoy it, my love!

It was Monday.

Severus Snape briefly allowed his head to drop in his hands as he sat behind his desk. Not even magic could dispel the curse of Mondays. It was truly the most horrible day in the whole week, and sometimes… Sometimes Mondays weren’t content to limit themselves to their given day and seeped like acid into the days surrounding them.

There had even been that one time that Monday had lasted for two weeks. Severus shuddered as he recalled that dark, bleak, desolate time. It was during the Longbottom era. Thank Merlin that era was long over.

Hearing a sound, Severus snapped upright, once again stiff and formal behind his armour… his desk. He allowed himself the luxury of stroking his fourth finger along the raised grain of the wood. His desk had seen him through many a Monday. He could almost hear a purr from his desk as he surreptitiously caressed it.

Suddenly, a pair of arms came around him, one to pull him back against a firm chest, the other moved to cover his hand with its own. The fingers of that hand moved with his in a dance across the scarred, wooden surface of his desk.

“Monday,” a soft baritone voice whispered in his ear.

He merely nodded. Of course it was. Evil, evil Monday.

The arms left him then, and he heard fabric rustling behind him as bits of clothing were dropped heedlessly to the stone floor. A few whispered words ensured their privacy, and if he’d been in any state to let loose his customary snark, he would have made a comment about waiting ‘til one was naked to cast the charms. But it was Monday.

He felt himself lifted from his chair, totally incapable of participating just yet. Mondays tended to sap all his will to live, of which his lover was aware.

He closed his eyes in bliss as strong fingers pulled his teaching robes from his slim frame before attacking the plain, linen shirt and trousers he wore underneath. Those nimble fingers—so warm!—stroked along his skin, plucked at his nipples, and delved into his hidden places with such skill that he was soon mindless to anything but pleasure.

Slick fingers probed at his opening while he lay quiescent atop his desk, feeling the raised grain of the beloved piece of furniture all along his chest. A small, gentle push from behind and he was being filled with thick, pulsing warmth. As his desk pressed firmly against his front, a warm, skilled body played his own from the rear. He felt his consciousness floating as he gave himself completely over to the pleasure.

Soon, he was panting against the dark wood underneath him, watching through the rapture that threatened to overtake him as his breath condensed into a damp film atop the surface. A powerful thrust snapped his hips against the edge of the desk and brought him back to himself. A low growl rumbled from his chest as he pushed forcefully back and clenched his anal passage. A deep, breathless groan from behind told him how much that was appreciated. The next several minutes were filled with deep sighs and guttural grunts as both men took charge of their own pleasures.

When Severus felt his lover’s rhythm faltering, he reached under him to stroke himself to completion, finishing just in time for them to come simultaneously.

As they came down from their post coital high, he heard a breathless chuckle and a, “Take that Monday!”

He gave silent thanks—silent, because he would never admit aloud to any thankfulness for his brat—that his lover was a hero of mythical proportions.

Not even evil, evil Mondays could stand in the face of Harry Potter.
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[User Picture]From: mhorrighan
2006-03-06 09:22 pm (UTC)
I can so feel with Severus. Monday's are evil by nature.

Very sweet. Thanks for sharing.
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-06 09:41 pm (UTC)
Yes they are! Especially when they take the rest of the week down with them! LOL. thanks!
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[User Picture]From: emynn
2006-03-06 09:26 pm (UTC)
As a longtime member of the I Hate Mondays club, I can completely emphasize with Severus.

I only wish I had a Harry to stand up to them like Severus does.

Very sweet fic, just what I needed to finish up this dreadful Monday. Thank you.
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-06 09:43 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I want a Harry of my own, too. Err, I mean, I'm so happy to have a husband as heroic as Harry. yeah... *blushes*
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[User Picture]From: alisanne
2006-03-06 09:32 pm (UTC)
For me?!? Awwww, thank you, you lovely purple donkey, you! *SNOGS* That was so sweet. *sigh* My friends are so good to me. *g* Made me smile. Now I just need my own hero to fight the rest of the day off... ;)
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-06 09:44 pm (UTC)
Eep! The rest of the day?! Oh, my... sounds like maybe you'll need more than a ficlet. Sending a bottle of good wine to you now...
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[User Picture]From: gaycrow
2006-03-06 09:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, we're being spoilt for Snarry stories today!

This was a lovely, hot piece of writing, cleverly done. I really enjoyed reading it.

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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-06 09:45 pm (UTC)
*g* Thank you! Monday just begged for it.
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[User Picture]From: hel_bee
2006-03-06 10:30 pm (UTC)
I love your sentence structure... nicely written!

And we can all sympathise well that Monday Feeling :)
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-06 10:38 pm (UTC)
Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: vlredreign
2006-03-06 11:04 pm (UTC)
Not only am I the I Hate Mondays president, but I'm also a client. *grumble*

But I feel better now, Eey. Thanks for this. Ali should be pleased. Oh, and I loved this line:

Sometimes Mondays weren’t content to limit themselves to their given day and seeped like acid into the days surrounding them.

I swear I think this was last week. *hugs*
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[User Picture]From: alisanne
2006-03-06 11:35 pm (UTC)
LMAO. Yeah, and I think it'll be this week AND next week, too. *scared face*
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[User Picture]From: maddiec24
2006-03-06 11:38 pm (UTC)
Now that's a lovely way to deal with Mondays!
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:20 am (UTC)
*sigh* Why does it have to be fiction? *g* Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: beautyfulevil
2006-03-07 12:15 am (UTC)
The evil never-ending Mondays. *dies* This would be a great way to end any Monday... Nice job on writing it. *snog* Thanks for sharing!
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:20 am (UTC)
*snogs back* *bats eyelashes* Just Mondays?? LOL
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:22 am (UTC)
Oh, yeah. I'm still waiting for the spell that brings the fictional characters out of the books to let us play with them to our hearts content. Oh, wait, we have that, don't we? *looks at slash bookmarks and slashy flist and slashy fics on harddrive*

*thinks about "harddrive" and giggles*
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From: snapesgirl_62
2006-03-07 03:19 am (UTC)
I want my Mondays to end this nicely. What a wonderful way to start a week.

not even evil evil Monday's could stand in the face of Harry Potter I can almost hear Severus say this. LOL
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:23 am (UTC)
You would never hear him admit it out loud. He'd probably say something like, "*droll sigh* Must you play the hero even on Mondays, Potter?"
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[User Picture]From: cassandramalfoy
2006-03-07 03:35 am (UTC)
I loved reading!
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:24 am (UTC)
:D Thanks! Now... make them cooperate for my next fic, would you? Ohhh, and I'm in love with your icon. *has visions of Malfoycest and Harrylu and Severlu running through my head*
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[User Picture]From: hambares
2006-03-07 04:12 am (UTC)
I want a Harry of my own for Monday. Lucky bastard, Severus!!!
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:25 am (UTC)
Oi! His parrents were married!! I'm sure of it. Almost. Well, he is only a half-blood... we could taunt him about that! ROFL! I'm sorrry, I'm all loopy!
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[User Picture]From: rellan
2006-03-07 06:16 am (UTC)
I liked Snape's affection for his loyal desk. That and his thinking but not saying that Harry was his hero.

Desksex on a Monday so rules.

rell
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:27 am (UTC)
I have this *thing* for Sev's desk, therefore that translates into an obsession for him with his desk. See how that works? Sev as the ultimate Mary Sue. Eww...
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[User Picture]From: seres_mimosa
2006-03-07 11:31 am (UTC)
Absolutely delightful - brought much joy to my miserable Tuesday (following on from a typical Monday). My favorite line: " He gave silent thanks ... that his lover was a hero of mythical proportions."
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:28 am (UTC)
Can't you just see Harry battling the Hydra...with a sign around its neck labeling it "Monday"?
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[User Picture]From: jin_fenghuang
2006-03-07 01:24 pm (UTC)
And where is my Harry to take my evil Mondays away?
(Jin is planning lessons)

I feel with Snape. Mondays can stretch all week!

Great job!
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-08 09:29 am (UTC)
Yes they can! I once had a Monday that lasted a month! *shudder* And I didn't even know slash existed then! *wonders if this is a coincidence*
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-09 03:56 am (UTC)
I'm glad it worked to dispel the evil Wednesday, too... be on the lookout for a Malfoycest (if you like that *worried*) that tiggerandroo are writing to kick the snot out of vlredreign's weeklong Monday.

*casts a silent hex on Team Romance* *g*
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[User Picture]From: witchdragon
2006-03-09 02:44 am (UTC)
Um if I got bent over a desk like that every Monday I think it would become my favorite day of the week! Very fun!
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-09 03:57 am (UTC)
*nods* I wouldn't mind being bent over ANY piece of furniture. I'm such a perv!!
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[User Picture]From: jadzia7667
2006-03-10 12:43 pm (UTC)
I think I have a crush on the desk now...

*brainmelt* I love take charge and defeat Monday Harry. Your descriptive phrases are a delight to behold.
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-13 06:32 pm (UTC)
*g* Thanks!! I have a crush on his desk, too...
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[User Picture]From: carnadosa
2006-03-14 01:12 am (UTC)
There had even been that one time that Monday had lasted for two weeks. Severus shuddered as he recalled that dark, bleak, desolate time.

*laughs*
That was great! He's so comically overdramtic and wearily defeated, and then comes teh sex to make it all better. Because of course Harry Potter can defeat the EVIL that is mondays.


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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-22 05:53 pm (UTC)
Teh sex and Harry are powerful enough to defeat ANYTHING!! Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: snarry_reader
2006-03-16 09:09 pm (UTC)
We just wanted to let you know that we've recommended this story on snarry_reader.

This journal contains a fairly comprehensive list of those Snape/Harry stories, art and meta we've most enjoyed. It's a work-in-progress as we're still adding stories and writing summaries/reviews. If there’s a different site you’d like us to link your story to, or any other changes you'd like us to make, please let us know. We've put a general warning of potential NC-17 content at the top of our list.

Thanks,
Gaycrow, on behalf of Snarry Reader
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-03-22 05:54 pm (UTC)
Wow, thanks! Sorry it took me so long to respond. I'm deeply honoured to have even been thought of!!
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From: garish_light04
2006-04-10 12:09 am (UTC)
I hate Mondays too...and I wouldn't have minded being molested like that. *grins* I really enjoyed this fic-though I think 'Never Wake a Sleepwalker' is my favorite Snarry you've written, I think this fic is perfect in its own right. You should write more Snarry! *remembers you're a Team Angst member* Oh...well, after THAT fic, you should write more! For your devoted fan! *fangirls you*

Do you mind if I friend you? I want to keep up with your stuff.

--Garish Light
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-04-10 12:20 am (UTC)
Hehehe, I already fangirled friended you, so go ahead!! And yeah, I like Sleepwalker best out of all my Snarrys, too. Even when it was just that first chapter, it was my favourite. And...*looks around and whispers* I'm working on a crack Snarry that will be posted before the angsty Snarry. You're one of the first to know.
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[User Picture]From: loussi_leb_ru
2006-06-13 04:51 pm (UTC)
Hot. Dog.

*holds out her hands* More please?
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[User Picture]From: randomlysane
2006-07-03 06:25 pm (UTC)

True to character!!

I really liked this. I especially liked how you made it seem as though there were actually three lovers involved, like Sev was making love to his desk while Harry pleasured him from behind. The last line was great because you managed to turn all of Sev's snide comments about hero-worship (from the books) against him. You know the saying: "Be careful, the toes you step on today may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow." hahaha
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[User Picture]From: miriam_heddy
2006-08-21 03:21 am (UTC)
So fun, and so true. The only thing that might have made this better would be if Potter had a hot cup of coffee waiting for him afterwards.

We should all have someone to sweep us off our feet on days when we'd rather be in bed.
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[User Picture]From: eeyore9990
2006-08-23 03:23 am (UTC)
Mmm, coffee. LOL! Thanks!
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[User Picture]From: anmkosk
2007-01-18 08:31 pm (UTC)
:D Perfect :)
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